Prince In Pieces - Page 4
Prince In Pieces - Page 4
Written by Lee Jolleys
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Page 4 of 10
INT. OLD BULL - EVENING
Everyone is in the same positions as before.
KATIE
And now he's got it into his
head that I fell in love
with him at first sight.
Katie re-arranges her shoulder straps.
KATIE
He phoned me at least a
dozen times last night.
And...
Katie stops when she notices Neil coming back from the toilet. His flies are undone and he has a piss stain on his jeans. Katie notices this and shakes her head.
INT. OLD BULL - EVENING.
Neil, Dave, Katie and Georgie are all sat round the table. Katie's mobile phone is on the table she turns the screen to check the time leaving her hand on her phone.
Katie notices Neil staring at her manicured nails and sharply moves her hand under the table out of view.
NEIL
What's up with you?
KATIE
I'm fine. Stop goin' on at me.
Neil gives Katie a look as if to say 'I was only asking', finishes the end of his pint and stands up.
NEIL
Better make room for another.
Neil exits. Katie checks that Neil is out of earshot before she speaks.
KATIE
I need an excuse to get rid of him.
I'm bored out of my head here.
GEORGIE
Thanks!
KATIE
It's not you two. It's him.
He keeps try'na put
his hand up my skirt.
DAVE
He likes a girl in a skirt.
KATIE
I'm gonna buy some jeans then.
What can I do about him?
DAVE
There is one thing,
but it'll cost you a tenner.
Without hesitation Katie takes twenty pounds out of her purse and puts it on the table.
KATIE
I'll have two!
DAVE
Georgie, do us a favour. Go to
the bar and buy a pint of lager
and three shots of vodka.
KATIE
What good is that gonna do?
DAVE
Drink triple. See double.
Go home single.
KATIE
Yeah!
Georgie picks up the twenty pound note and stands up.
DAVE
Just three, don't go over board.
Georgie exits. Dave smiles at Katie not knowing where to take the conversation. Katie doesn't have this problem.
KATIE
He didn't tell you he
slept with me, did he?
DAVE
He don't boast about things like that.
I thought you went back to his though?
KATIE
I did, just to shut him up.
It was the worst night of my life.
INT. NEIL'S BEDROOM - NIGHT - FLASHBACK
We are in Neil bedroom. The lights are out and Neil and Katie can be seen under the covers having sex. Neil is on top.
KATIE (V.O.)
I was drunk and on the rebound
but that doesn't make it okay.
Katie is looking uncomfortable with Neil grinding away on top of her. Katie raises her legs and tries to arch her back.
KATIE (V.O.)
And talk about missionary position!
I may as well have been in a
straight jacket.
Neil pushes Katie's legs back down and continues grinding away. Katie lies back flat on the bed looking totally fed up.
KATIE (V.O.)
We'd only been at it
two minutes when...
Neil stops grinding.
NEIL
I can't come!
KATIE
What? !
Neil rolls over to the side and starts spooning with Katie.
NEIL
Let's just kiss and cuddle instead.
Katie turns her back on Neil looking too confused to move at what Neil has said to her.
END FLASHBACK
INT. OLD BULL - EVENING
Katie and Dave are in the same positions as before.
KATIE
I didn't sleep one bit
and had him trying to cuddle
me and kissing my neck.
DAVE
Nice.
KATIE
I thought I was gonna shed my skin
it crawled that much.
Dave shakes his head smiling.
KATIE
Sorry, I bet you didn't want to
hear that about your best mate.
DAVE
It's called 'retarded ejaculation'.
KATIE
What is?
DAVE
When a bloke can't come during sex.
I've heard all the gory details before.
KATIE
Ew. What happened with you and
Georgie then? I thought that she
went back to yours the other night?
DAVE
It was also the worst night of my life.
Remember the 'toy' she fetched out?
INT. DAVE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT - FLASHBACK
We are in Dave's bedroom. The big light is on and Georgie is stood in the middle of the room with all her clothes on. We only see above Georgie's chest. Dave, also fully dressed, is shaking his head looking at her crotch.
DAVE
You're supposed to get undressed first.
We see Georgie's crotch. She is wearing a strap-on dildo. Georgie takes Dave's top off.
GEORGIE
That's one way of doing it.
Georgie gets down on her knees and starts undoing Dave's jeans. Dave stays stood up.
DAVE
(laughs ironically)
You're mad, you are.
Georgie pulls Dave's jeans to the floor and smiles.
GEORIGE
You don't need Viagra, do ya?
Come on, stand side to side.
Georgie stands up and moves to Dave's side.
END FLASHBACK
INT. OLD BULL - EVENING
Dave and Katie are sat in the same positions as before.
DAVE
She then made me measure my real
thing with her toy thing, but she
wouldn't get undressed or touch mine.
KATIE DAVE
I win! Mines worse!
Pause during which Katie gives Dave a sex look, rubbing her finger around the top of her wine glass. Dave ignores this on purpose.
KATIE
So... Did you measure up to standard?
DAVE
No comment.
Georgie enters with a round of drinks on a tray. There is a glass of wine for Katie and pints for Dave and Neil. Georgie puts one of the pints in front of where Neil was sat.
GEORGIE
I had to drink some of the
lager but it measures up okay.
Just like you breeder boy.
Katie starts giggling.
GEORGIE
What's cheered her up?
DAVE
You've just answered the
question she just asked me.
GEORGIE
He didn't get nowt though!
Katie and Georgie high five each other. Neil enters. He has a fresh pint in his hand.
GEORGIE
Katie's got a round in.
Neil's face lights up when he sees the free pint.
DAVE
Look at his face, he's like a dog
with two dicks. He doesn't know
which one to lick first.
NEIL
The free one. For some reason ale
always tastes better when it's free.
Neil takes a large swig of his pint and extenuates his 'ahhh'. Katie smiles at Neil and makes eye contact with him without scowling for the first time.