You Broke My Fridge!
You Broke My Fridge!
Written by Matt Mcging
First you fill it with all and sundry,
Your plastic fantastic, your micro mess,
Your dinners to go, your festival of bland.
My dinner is right here.
Now you smash my plastic white face,
It shone and was my balance: my safe haven.
You pissed in my face when you filled it up,
You spat in my ice tray and crushed my fruit.
My revenge will be fresh and delicious,
A sensual plot over months,
Reeking of jealousy.
You will rue the day you broke my fridge