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The Will (Sonnet)

The Will (Sonnet)

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My Uncle Tony, what should he get?
I think I’ll give him my student debt.
That’ll teach him for killing my fish,
For him to pay is my dying wish.

To my dad I leave my movie collection,
So he can witness the true films of action.
He never appreciates the Terminator saga,
Not even after ten pints of lager.

To my friend Jim I leave my guitar,
So he can play like a Led Zepp star.
He has an electric; he plays it fine,
But my acoustic is top of the line.

When I die, that’s what you’ll all get,
But hold your horses; I’m not dead yet.