Those Lads

Written by Christine Webb

Those lads behind me
They are so rowdy.
Why are they so rowdy?
They’re feeling very merry
And I don’t give a sherry.

The World Is Yours

Written by Dean Hugh McGarry

As a young boy grandaddy used to tell me stories
Do your thing my son the world is yours
The winds of fury will lead to paths of glory
Take it in your stride my son the world is yours

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When I’m finished, through with you

Written by Stan Burt

When I’m finished, through with you
They’ll be nothing you can do
The dish won’t run away with the spoon
Mills won’t be a boon
The cat won’t get the cream
God won’t save the

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Home delivery

Written by Stan Burt

She has bleak thoughts in Tesco’s
By the frozen ready meals
When its too much effort to contemplate
Their two for one deals

Breathe deep and picture the audience naked

Written by Stan Burt

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His consonants are incontinent
His vowels are volatile
His nouns are nauseating
His verbs ain’t versatile

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If You Made It This Far

Written by Dean Lilleyman

Flu.
He says it must be flu.
She puts her hand on his forehead and tells him that he’s hot.
Been feeling it coming, he says. Been fuzzy for a couple of days.

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