Sexual intellectual

Written by Stan Burt

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So you sexual intellectual
Can you roar like an animal?
Can you gorge like a cannibal?

You think too hard
where d'ya start?

Do you Measure the pleasure
of another fella.
Equate an equation
for sexual elation.
Give her an orgasm
through Pythagoras theorem?

Do you revise the guides?
Watch lectures slides
listen to experts
expert the world up skirts
follow the flirts.
The mantras
The gurus
The annuals
The manuals
Those late night shows
that like to expose
a woman's
deepest
deepest
 inner mosts.
The analysts  
Psychologists
Scientists
Naturists
Naturalists
Urolagnists
they take the piss

Cus it hasn't helped a thing
 you brains now screwed
this knowlegde comes loose
thinks an excuse.
bolts out the room
 In perpetual gloom